Into the shadows of Corcovado.

Rio de Janeiro

Flying down to Rio. As my digestive tract exploded from both ends somewhere off the coast of Madeira I realised the glamour of air travel was truly over. Back in the thirties “flying down to Rio” to stay at the Copacabana Palace Hotel was quite the thing when the city had been for the rich and famous the voyage du jour. Now I found myself on a cramped plane suffering from severe food poisoning due to the negligence of the airline itself. I had been served food with a broken seal and believing the lame excuse from the stewardess – she is the person I have to follow instructions from in a disaster – I ate it. An hour later when it became obvious I was ill the crew closed ranks and gave three different reasons why the seal had been broken. I have a witness but being the better person I have decided to let it rest. I’m thankful that my body managed to eject most of the contaminated food before it was digested as I believe I could have died as ill as I was from the tiny morsel that had remained in my system. A month later i’m still recovering from a viral infection which I’m convinced was caused by the same bacteria getting into my lungs. Some of my colleagues were upset when seeing the state of me when returning to work so you can imagine how serious this was. During the flight I remained polite as always and maintaining a stiff upper lip suffered in silence but I found it in bad form when leaving the plane the crew didn’t even ask how I was feeling. As for their new Dreamliner Screamliner I’m not at all impressed.

Still as the plane came into land the ochre and pink sunset against the lanterns of bobbing ships on Guanabara Bay all mixing into the blue south Atlantic was quite spectacular. As the plane taxied along the runway I could make out Corcovado on the horizon and Christ the Redeemer which from that distance looked like an oversized telecoms tower bathed in spotlights. I have always suspected that the ciudade maravilhosa as the Cariocas lovingly call it could infact be Warsaw-on-Sea with it’s brutalist Sixties architecture and pulling into the ugliest airport I have ever seen – more like a large oversized power substation – seemed to confirm my suspicions. Staggering through the sweltering terminal towards a sluggish passport control was quite a shock. I had imagined everything new and especially beautiful as it is, afterall, Rio de Janeiro.

Botafogo

Dream view from the hotel room balcony, that’s Corcovado and Christ the Redeemer!

We decided to get the airport bus downtown which was another shocker. The bus is supposed to be a premium service but it was all a bit battered with no information or map inside so we didn’t have a clue when to get off. As the bus made it’s way past what seemed like a horrible French banlieue Loulou noticed a barefoot child run into an abandoned building while I had my eyes on a very beautiful transsexual prostitute standing near the Edifício Santo Dumont. As a kerb crawler appeared she made her way to the car showing her oversized silicone implants and pointing to the bulge protruding from her tiny bermuda shorts, obviously her advertising strategy that she was pre-op. Such an apparition for me was rather fantastical and seemed in line with my ideas of Rio as progressive where people, as gender fluid as they decide, can live how they want.

Pichaçāo, the strange cryptic grafitti reminiscent of Tifinagh script seemed to cover everything from alleyways to the upper floors of nice apartment buildings. All of this together with the constant police checkpoints and empty downtown gave everything a sinister edgy feel. The large posters for beauty products created an even awkward enviroment as all of the models were extremely aryan, even by Slavic standards and completely alien to the people I was seeing walking on the street. The only model who had darker skin tones seemed to be a television celebrity or actress. Seeing old Portuguese buildings made me feel quite emotional and in those moments I longed for Lisbon, a city where I used to live and had loved and loathed in equal measure.

Guanabara Bay

Centro and Guanabara Bay in the background

As the bus made it’s way through downtown and along Avenida Rio Branco I became obsessed with trying to figure out where we were supposed to get off the bus. Using Google Maps and a Portuguese translation app a woman disturbingly explained that we would have to walk through a dark area with trees and then through an underpass that was known as being a bit shady. We asked her to repeat this information a number of times as I was sure that she could not be serious. In a city with a dangerous reputation as Rio walking around with all of our money and electronics while clutching onto a sick bag was the last thing I wanted to hear. It had seemed so easy planning the bus transfer in a healthier state-of-mind from the comfort of my home but now as disturbing streetscapes appeared on every corner along with jetlag and confusion I was regretting not taking a taxi. The woman could see our distress and assuring us went to have a word with the bus driver and here is where Brazil gets incredible. The driver took a detour from his route and basically dropped us off right infront of our hotel! I was amazed at this gesture and realised that Brazil was going to be different and special. Where else, especially in a major city, would a scheduled airport bus make a detour to help a pair of vulnerable foreigners who could only mutter a few words of the local language?

After the drama with the predatory airline crew I realised being in a country as caring as Brazil was exactly where I wanted to be when ill. As the bus pulled away the woman who had helped us waved and smiled. I felt in that moment that I would be alright and Brazil, like a glamazon transgender mother covered in rough tattoos, would wrap me in her arms and tell me everything would be fine.

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6 thoughts on “Into the shadows of Corcovado.

  1. Holy Moly!!! What an experience you had just getting to Rio! I’m certain you didn’t want to make an issue or a scene about being food poisoned by the flight crew, but I would have made sure they logged this as an incident. The airline would “officially” be aware of my name and what happened to me through the oversight of their flight crew. This way I would be able to think about the incident a day or two after the fact and decide whether to pursue the issue. I’m happy to know that you’ve experienced no further health problems and you were able to function properly after a good nights sleep.

    As for your description of the sights and sounds of your arrival, I can only say that you’re amazing in being able to provide such a wonderful picture especially in the state you were in. Keep them coming!!

    • Lovely to hear from you! I had planned to send everyone postcards but Luce and I took one look at the queues in the P.O. and fled. Glad to hear you got my card from Cusco even if it was months later. I’m on the mend and have missed cycling to work…too weak…and in hindsight I should have gone to a doctor but oh well I’ve learned an important lesson never to risk airline food at the start of a trip. The people in Brazil were just lovely all of the time, thank goodness this happened in a caring place. After a few hours of being home from Brazil I was ready to leave again and have bought a ticket to the Maghreb…very excited! I’m going to write to you, you are always in my thoughts xxxxx

    • The arrivals area was a bit rough and I can’t remember seeing counters for a limousine service but I did get my hotel to arrange one on the way back. I don’t want to name them here but they are western European with a good reputation.

  2. Wow, so sorry you got so sick! I got sick off some AA food a few trips back, but just briefly.

    That bus ride in from the airport in Rio is a bit of a shocker, isn’t it? Can’t say I ever warmed to the city myself. I’d take Lisbon in a heartbeat.

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